Booga Booga

From my brain

For those of yore who have been to my Halloween parties, you know well and true the effects of "The Booga". Here be the recipe:

Ingredients

• 1.75L of cheap as hell vodka, ~40 proof (bottom shelf stuff)
• .5gal orange juice, pulp free
• .5gal apple cider (do NOT substitute apple juice)
• .5gal (4 16 oz bottles) raspberry ice tea Snapple

Directions

1. Open everything.
2. Dump into large bowl.
3. Do dance as prescribed to bless (all consuming should perform dance). Dance steps are as follows (stand back a few steps from bowl):
   1. One hop to the right and balance on right foot
   2. One hop to the left and balance on left foot
   3. One hop forward on your right foot
   4. One hop forward on your left foot
   5. One hop forward on your right foot
   6. Incant BOOGA! BOOGA! over the bowl, wiggling your fingers as you do so.
4. Fill cups, empty cups into stomach.
5. Repeat (from filling cups point).