Emergency Room Service

From my brain

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for four to six hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet on to the front of my shirt.

When I went into the ER, I noticed that three quarters of the people looked up and got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Here's the patch below. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

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