Girls' Night Out

From my brain

Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married

Harvested from WoW forums August 2005

(Thanks to Midgey, Nelf Hunter from Legion of the Dawn for the story).

The other night a woman was invited out for a night with "the girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.

She smiled, proud of herself for coming up with such quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight". Amazingly, he didn't seem upset at all.

"Whew! Got away with that one!" she thought to herself.

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh $!@%.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."