VacuumCleanerSalesman

From my brain

A coworker and corporate asshat at ThePit, so named because he's got that slimy demeanor of a vacuum cleaner salesman.

Originally I referred to him as a used car salesman, but a friend (and former coworker to VCS) said that's not right. There are plenty of nice used car salesmen out there. A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman seems more appropriate. Sure, you already have a vacuum cleaner, but is it the right one? "Let me show you what I've got here!"

...and you buy it.