WoW Monkey
From my brain
WoW Monkey
Based on Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton (lyrics)
Me 14:05, 12 September 2006 (EDT)
- WoW Monkey get up get pizza
- WoW Monkey try log on
- WoW Monkey have boring morning
- Cuz the forums are down
- Blizz say they upgrading server hardware
- But you friends list gone
- They sorry for the inconvenience
- It not take too long
- WoW Monkey hate Tuesday maintenance anyway, this one really gonna suck
- WoW Monkey not want to do job
- WoW Monkey not able screw off
- WoW Monkey hate Tuesdays
- WoW Monkey hate dying of server lag
- WoW Monkey have a boring job
- But looking forward to the upgrade
- WoW Monkey hate today
- WoW Monkey hang around on Guild Scrawl
- Make a couple of posts
- WoW Monkey check for any guild apps
- Read some threads, make some jokes
- Not many guildies logged anyway cuz kids
- All gone back to school
- Not log on WoW forums before they gone;
- Guppy such a tool!
- WoW Monkey check news articles on Fark now, but they all boring anyway
- WoW Monkey nearly have some work done
- WoW Monkey nearly care...just some
- WoW Monkey hate Tuesdays
- WoW Monkey hate dying of server lag
- WoW Monkey have a boring job
- But looking forward to the upgrade:
- WoW Monkey hate today
- WoW Monkey hate today...a lot
- WoW Monkey have every reason
- To do his job today
- WoW Monkey have no forums to troll
- "Login server error" is teh ghey
- Much rather sign on Perenolde as Da Gimp
- Lust OConnell, lust Des
- This upgrade better be done today
- Is all I have to say
- WoW Monkey think sometime later tonight he log on and farm some more
- WoW Monkey just stuck here, for now
- WoW Monkey wanna play WoW, right now
- WoW Monkey hate Tuesdays
- WoW Monkey hate dying of server lag
- WoW Monkey have a boring job
- But looking forward to the upgrade:
- WoW Monkey hate today
